Ah, yes, the single life. As a guy, I've set up a nice bachelor pad and enjoy hanging with my buddies. Sometimes, though, I ponder my circumstances and wonder if I couldn't be doing something more to meet a nice girl?
I've given lots of thought to this lately, since one generally doesn't meet eligible partners of the opposite sex (or same sex, whatever you prefer) in one's mother's kitchen.
Yes, I've pulled the timeless classic; as an adult, I have now moved back in with my parents. My bachelor pad happens to be the spare bedroom.
It is a temporary arrangement as I hunt for a job and start saving up some cash now that I'm back State-side. (At least, that's what I reassuringly tell my parents. Personally, I wanna live as long as I possibly can! I cite
Failure to Launch as a personal inspiration.)
This situation does, however, present a considerable amount of problems when it comes to dating.
Nor does it help that I don't actually have a cell-phone. So I give out my parents phone number, right? And when girls call, invariably during the one hour a week that I'm not actually in the house, playing video games, they're always confused by the answering machine which fails to mention me.
Oh, and I don't exactly have a car, so I'm always like "could you swing by and pick me up?" And as I mentioned before, I don't have a job yet. So like, I always have to make sure the girl is willing to pay for me. (I'm a modern man, freed from outdated concepts of gender roles!)
If things work out well, the lucky gal and I can come back to my (parents') place and sit on my bed, watching TV. Of course, the door has to stay open - house rules. "Aren't you 26 years old?" Yes, well, when you're not paying rent, you have to roll with the punches.
Most of the time, I get bored of TV and try to show them World of Warcraft. Which of course, by "show them" I mean "ignore them for". More often than not, when I log out for the evening they're nowhere to be seen. Mysteriously slipped off during the raid, apparently.
Again.
Yes, life as an
eligible bachelor is pretty sweet. I just wish I had more opportunities to bump into women in my daily life. You know, women who didn't give birth to me.