So apparently guys have collectively decided that the best way to a woman's heart is by taking pics of one's.. how should I say.. man meat, and then emailing it to one's target of romance. The only conceivable result is an instant swoon, followed by love ever-lasting. Amirite?
Now, I have been told by some well-meaning but clearly delusional people that this is, in fact, not so seductive... but I'm not really convinced.
In order to put my doubts to rest, I'd like to conduct a test. I've compiled some pictures of really big dicks, and would like to see if you, dear reader, find them arousing. Let the viewing begin:
Dick Pick 1
Dick Pick 2
Dick Pick 3
Dick Pick 4
Dick Pick 5
Well, what say you?
Serenade me with the song that will quiet my burning question: are dick pix truly an effective method to seduce a woman?
Jim Carrey parodies Matthew McConaughey Lincoln ads
10 years ago
OMG, I was almost afraid to read this post, but as you can see I overcame that fear and guiltily anticipated the first picture...pooh! That said, what's between the ears, not the legs, is what counts. Case in point, a very naive, younger me used to swoon over Mel Gibson.....he now repulses me. In contrast, I have found myself quite physically attracted to men I like, who are not all that much to look at..... I know I'm being far to serious in my comment to your quite hilarious post...but "dick pix" do not do it for this old woman!
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